oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

image

celesgami:

every time i do anything involving the maker/andraste/the chantry i just think of it as christianity (bc it is) so i just laugh so hard in my head when shit happens like sebastian refusing 2 go into the fade bc hes a ~man of faith~ just in my head its like NO IM SORRY I CANT GO WITH YOU I LOVE JESUS TOO MUCH. JESUS SAVES

actually sebastian’s whole personality basically becomes mormon missionary

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

every time i do anything involving the maker/andraste/the chantry i just think of it as christianity (bc it is) so i just laugh so hard in my head when shit happens like sebastian refusing 2 go into the fade bc hes a ~man of faith~ just in my head its like NO IM SORRY I CANT GO WITH YOU I LOVE JESUS TOO MUCH. JESUS SAVES

wakaflackalypse:

trevenants:

#iconic

this is honestly one of the defining moments of the last decade

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

me: image

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)