curtisplease:

vanilla couples trying bondage play for the first time

curtisplease:

vanilla couples trying bondage play for the first time

creating ur own language is really fun but really unrewarding bc no one wants to hear about it lmao

downtroddendeity:

Okay, so you know how people looking for a “fictional characters interacting in mundane settings” fix have these standbys like coffee shop AUs and high school AUs? I get the sentiment, but I’ve never really been interested in either of those. Just a personal preference; if lots of people didn’t like ‘em, they wouldn’t be a thing.

But in the same vein, you know what I do want to see?

"Everybody is in a DnD group" AUs.

There are all sorts of permutations: prima-donna GM who has a Story They Want You to Follow, GM who cheerfully goes along with whatever hilarious bullshit the players come up with just because it’s funny, longsuffering GM who keeps facepalming because that one player tries to seduce anything with legs (“The demon is hideously ugly, its mouth brimming with razor-sharp teeth and its flabby body-” “Roll to seduce.” “SERIOUSLY?!” “SOME of us aren’t shallow and only focused on outward appearances.”). Players who are munchkins and take the mechanics of the game far too seriously, players who get way into the roleplaying, players who just want to smash things, players who like to use “unconventional” tactics, players who like to use actually intelligent tactics, that one person from a sentence ago who’s playing a pornomancer, players who just do whatever the hell they think would be funny at the time.

Come on, you know you want to see it.

ddemotivators:

RPG Groups
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RPG Groups

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littlecoffeemonsters:

jackhammerthis:

THIS LITTLE SHIT. 

FUCK.

abarenboshojo:

tumblr right now

abarenboshojo:

tumblr right now

Mary: I just realised, Cronus has a cigarette in his mouth that he never lights.
Eris: It's a metaphor.
Mary: I can't believe tumblr hasn't realised this yet.
Eris: And everyone ships him with Cancer.
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animegoatyuri:

puellamagidyne:

Puella Magi Madoka Magica Opening Theme with Hoenn Trumpets.

IS THSI FUCKING REAL

seiseragaki said: mine is seiseragaki (lel) and i only have one on there im planning to add more soondestrachan said: I have one! My username is Destrachan :)alterdim said: i do!!!! my charahub is AlternisDim!!!!

i followed yall 8) mine is Kouunno i started on a heckton of ocs and finished one (sienna) so YEA check them out they cute

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erenthefearless:

half-of-marcos-ghost:

m-hart:

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Imagine him singing this to the squad.

HELP ME I THINK I HAD A HEART A TTACK